An open letter to Mother Nature...

Discussion in 'General (Main)' started by krieg, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. krieg Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Matthews, NC
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    Many in the past
    Other Motorcycles:
    '12 Triumph Scrambler
    Posted this on my Facebook page. Thought some of you (that share my twisted sense of humor) might enjoy...
    My Dearest Mother Nature:

    I see from my latest visit to the Weather Channel website that you have intentions of destroying our second vacation in 2011. This time you'll be unleashing your rainy, cold, windy wrath on Central PA this weekend.... It wasn't enough for you to ruin our long weekend in Myrtle Beach last month, was it?

    Well guess what BEEOTCH!?!?, I'm ready for you this time! I packed all my cold weather and rain gear and I'll be riding the mountain no matter what your fat, ugly ass can throw at me! Do your worst!

    You might end up killing me on the mountain, but you know what? As you gaze down from "Mother Nature Central" to watch the buzzards pick the flesh from my dead carcass, don't forget to look at the big old grin on my face... And pay extra special attention to both my middle fingers... because they will be pointing directly between your eyes!

    Respectfully submitted,
  2. Kevin_TE250 Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Boise Idaho
    Was in MB last year with the Family and visiting family in NC also.... I couldn't believe the Jerseylicious experience I was having.. good lord... wayyyyy to many friggin Guido's and that was just the women :)

    .. all I saw was big hair , wife beaters, fake tans and lots of Cadillac Escalades with 20's and spinners

    Made me miss the MB of my youth....
  3. HuskyT Moderator

    Location:
    Corona, California
    Weather really sucks here to Kreig....

    94 on Saturday.... was sweating like crazy riding Milestone MX in the morning... had afternoon little league Games and had to sunscreen all the boys... got so warm at 4:00 game time that the Umpire alowed the boys on both teams a water break!!!

    Had a nice warm Santa Ana Wind blowing through for both of my daughters nighttime softball games....

    89 on Sunday and now a cold 74 degrees today with the sun poking through ... almost need a jacket on....

    I wonder Why Husqvarna NA re-located to Corona, Ca? [IMG][IMG]

    T
  4. HomeFinance Husqvarna
    A Class

    Would you fellas like some cheese to go with your whine?
  5. krieg Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Matthews, NC
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    Many in the past
    Other Motorcycles:
    '12 Triumph Scrambler
    Sharp Cheddar please, with some really expensive mustard. [IMG]
  6. ray_ray Mini-Sponsor

    Location:
    The Philippines
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    08\013 WR250, 010 TC250, 012 TC250
    It ain't MH, it's where U park UR a$$ everyday ... 1 life, pick and choose as you see fit ... U gotta hide from the shine here also but so much riding time my body can't handle it and tires are toasted way too quickly ... most each day is almost the same so it is just a little boring ;)

    I got no issues with MH ... she's honest, asks nothing from me, but can be a little over-the-top at times ... choose UR a$$ parking area carefully & dress accordingly also ..

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  7. letitsnow Husqvarna
    AA Class

    Location:
    mn
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    FC250
    Other Motorcycles:
    CBR600F4
    I awoke to snow this morning. You guys suck.
  8. ioneater Husqvarna
    AA Class

    Location:
    NW Texas
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2010 TXC 250
    Other Motorcycles:
    08 Sprint
    Krieg, you crack me up[IMG]. Ray, you suck[IMG].
  9. ray_ray Mini-Sponsor

    Location:
    The Philippines
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    08\013 WR250, 010 TC250, 012 TC250
    lol ... And Magellan said the same thing about Raja Lapu-lapu ...