I guess this qualifies as a "ride report"... from HELL!!!

Discussion in 'Get togethers - Reports' started by krieg, Apr 25, 2011.

  1. krieg Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Matthews, NC
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    Many in the past
    Other Motorcycles:
    '12 Triumph Scrambler
    Today was the 449's trip from its home in PA to its new home in NC. Me and the lovely wife and the Husky and our Golded Retriever (Brody) and our 9 year old Papilion (Gizmo) all packed up in the Jeep headed South after a wonderful couple of days with family, friends and a new bike!!!
    About 10 miles into the journey, the lovely wife informs me that the Papilion tore into the "Easter Feast" trash bag at Mom's house last night. The subsequent conversation went something like this:
    Me: "What was in the bag?"
    Her: "All the trash from dinner last night"
    Me: "No biggie... there were no food scraps in there... right???"
    Her: LONG Pause.
    The first projectile vomit occurred about 2 hours into the trip. All over me. The second projectile vomit occurred about 3 hours into the trip. On my lap. The third projectile vomit occurred about 5 hours into the trip. On HER lap.
    Always look on the bright side... the smell in the Jeep for 7 hours reminded me of how wonderful last night's dinner smelled on the serving table....
    krieg, Apr 25, 2011
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  2. WHITEROCKET5.9 Husqvarna
    AA Class

    Location:
    central illinois
    ewww lol
    WHITEROCKET5.9, Apr 25, 2011
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  3. Motosportz CH Sponsor

    Location:
    Vancouver WA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2021 TE250i, 570 Berg, 500 KTM, 790R
    Other Motorcycles:
    many
    he he he, how much can a 2 pound dog possibly throw up [IMG]

    I mean sorry to hear about your issues.
    Motosportz, Apr 25, 2011
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  4. krieg Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Matthews, NC
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    Many in the past
    Other Motorcycles:
    '12 Triumph Scrambler
    EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!... after the first explosion. I thought: "That had to be all of it"...
    No. [IMG]
    krieg, Apr 25, 2011
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  5. john01 Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Powhatan VA
    YUCK!!! I was on the phone with my wife while reading this ordering a sub for supper now .....I need to read about something a little cleaner. Hey at least it wasn't Brody or a problem with the new bike.
    john01, Apr 25, 2011
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  6. WoodsChick Administrator

    Location:
    Oakland, CA Miramonte, CA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    3 Terras, 2 `07 SM610s, `09 WB165,
    Other Motorcycles:
    KTM, GasGas, Suzuki, Honda
    Phew! Well, thank the Moto-Gods that none of that doggy puke got on the new bike!
    WoodsChick, Apr 25, 2011
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  7. krieg Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Matthews, NC
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    Many in the past
    Other Motorcycles:
    '12 Triumph Scrambler
    I like the way you think WoodsChick!!! [IMG][IMG][IMG]
    krieg, Apr 25, 2011
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  8. krieg Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Matthews, NC
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    Many in the past
    Other Motorcycles:
    '12 Triumph Scrambler
    Dude, if it was Brody, we'd still be in Maryland... waiting on the HazMat team! [IMG]
    krieg, Apr 25, 2011
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  9. Dirtdame Administrator

    Location:
    Rock Springs Wy
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    11 WR300,13 WR125,18 FE501
    Other Motorcycles:
    17 Beta Xtrainer
    It seems to be more of a barf report than a ride report, honestly....[IMG]
    Dirtdame, Apr 25, 2011
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  10. HuskyDude Moderator

    Location:
    BC, Canada
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    13/TR650
    Other Motorcycles:
    10/EC300, 76/TY175
    Krieg...Now I hope your not one of those people that drives with the dog on their lap....:oldman:
    HuskyDude, Apr 25, 2011
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  11. WoodsChick Administrator

    Location:
    Oakland, CA Miramonte, CA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    3 Terras, 2 `07 SM610s, `09 WB165,
    Other Motorcycles:
    KTM, GasGas, Suzuki, Honda
    Not anymore!
    WoodsChick, Apr 26, 2011
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  12. krieg Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Matthews, NC
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    Many in the past
    Other Motorcycles:
    '12 Triumph Scrambler
    Well... only sometimes. [IMG]
    krieg, Apr 26, 2011
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  13. krieg Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Matthews, NC
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    Many in the past
    Other Motorcycles:
    '12 Triumph Scrambler
    Sage advice from the WoodsChick!
    krieg, Apr 26, 2011
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