Butt Wax

Discussion in 'General (Main)' started by Motosportz, Oct 3, 2014.

  1. Motosportz CH Sponsor

    Location:
    Vancouver WA
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    2021 TE250i, 570 Berg, 500 KTM, 790R
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    many
    Come on out.
  2. Bigbill Husqvarna
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    0 right now
    When I was in my prime riding 3 to 4 times a week and both sat. and Sunday I was in the best shape of my life. I did three laps as fast as I could. I was beat each time I finished. I barely put the bike on the trailer. I didn't do the harder stuff but it was worse than a gym workout each ride. I was in my late 40's.
  3. Huskynoobee CH Sponsor ZipTy Racing

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    Castaic, CA
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    2011 TE449 2006 WR250
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    HDUltra Classic IT200 YZ250 SV650s
    So, Is this a challenge to see who gets their ass waxed?

    Sorry but that was just too easy. I did resist almost all day though.
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  4. Blakelpd5 Husqvarna
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    09 WRWB165
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    08 CRF450R, 1980 Suzuki Wetbike

    tried this, didn't work nearly as well.

    Haha like kelly said, all you haters come out and ride 70 miles with us, and lets see you stand on the pegs all day.


    I really should think more before i "stike a pose"
  5. Blakelpd5 Husqvarna
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    Location:
    Tigard, OR
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    09 WRWB165
    Other Motorcycles:
    08 CRF450R, 1980 Suzuki Wetbike
    Since we're on the topic of me being a pu$$y, anyone recommend anything for my rubbed raw nipples? I've taped them before with success, but wondering if there is another option. :D
  6. Blakelpd5 Husqvarna
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    Location:
    Tigard, OR
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    09 WRWB165
    Other Motorcycles:
    08 CRF450R, 1980 Suzuki Wetbike

    I will provide the wax, but I will not apply it!
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  7. Mike-AK Husqvarna
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    Alaska
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    2012 TE 310

    New bra?
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  8. troy deck Husqvarna
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    Republic MO
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    87 250wr 12 cr125
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    kx65 ty80 rm80 kdx250
    i dont no nuttin bout nipples but coconut oil keeps ol boobs whoha race ready just got done racing it a few minuets ago:thumbsup:
  9. MotoMarc36 Husqvarna
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    wisconsin
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    2012 CR144, 04 TC450, 04 TC250, CR50
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    Aw common! There's NO HATE or accusations of being a pansy!!! Just having some fun just a 'lil tip to help with your , um, er, "condition"!!

    I am intrigued by the challenge, though! I'd like to ride your offroad awesomeness and show you all how to stand (hehe) , and I'm sure you guys would love to send a motocrosser crying home with a thrashed bike and a sore bum!!:thumbsup:
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  10. MotoMarc36 Husqvarna
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    wisconsin
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    2012 CR144, 04 TC450, 04 TC250, CR50
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    Many. Too many.
  11. Motosportz CH Sponsor

    Location:
    Vancouver WA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2021 TE250i, 570 Berg, 500 KTM, 790R
    Other Motorcycles:
    many
    Again :D
  12. racemx904 Husqvarna
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    owenton, ky
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    2014 Beta 350RR & 1986 430XC
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    1975 Rokon and 2004 Kawasaki KX65
    So first is finding a Jersey without graphics in your nipple region.... 2nd if you use a heavily vented jersey run a underarmor also.... I use bandaids on mine... lol
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  13. Huskynoobee CH Sponsor ZipTy Racing

    Location:
    Castaic, CA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2011 TE449 2006 WR250
    Other Motorcycles:
    HDUltra Classic IT200 YZ250 SV650s
    This thread has proven quite informative. Now we've got your bum, bag, and nipples all taken care of. Now that's what I call a helpful bunch of folks!:cheers:
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  14. Blakelpd5 Husqvarna
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    Location:
    Tigard, OR
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    09 WRWB165
    Other Motorcycles:
    08 CRF450R, 1980 Suzuki Wetbike
    Cake Rocks!!!
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