Kellys ongoing goofy thread...

Discussion in 'Motosportz' started by Motosportz, Mar 5, 2013.

  1. Tinken Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Hesperia, CA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    MY12 WR511
    Other Motorcycles:
    Yamaha
    A stock TE449 is 31Hp ;)
  2. Motosportz CH Sponsor

    Location:
    Vancouver WA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2021 TE250i, 570 Berg, 500 KTM, 790R
    Other Motorcycles:
    many
    I had a GT 550 as well. three cylinder, blue. Was not near as fast as I wanted it to be. RD350 would smoke it.
    oldbikedude likes this.
  3. Motosportz CH Sponsor

    Location:
    Vancouver WA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2021 TE250i, 570 Berg, 500 KTM, 790R
    Other Motorcycles:
    many
  4. Tinken Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Hesperia, CA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    MY12 WR511
    Other Motorcycles:
    Yamaha
  5. Tinken Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Hesperia, CA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    MY12 WR511
    Other Motorcycles:
    Yamaha
  6. oldbikedude Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Honey Brook Pa.
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    1988 wr 430 with cr suspension
    Other Motorcycles:
    66flh,67 CA77,76 CR125M,73H1,74ty250
    Luv those old 2 stroke bikse. I have a '73 Kawasaki MACH III H1 500 triple.
    motorpsycho, Motosportz and troy deck like this.
  7. motorpsycho Husqvarna
    AA Class

    Location:
    Michigan
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2012 WR125
    Other Motorcycles:
    Kawasaki ZRX1200R, Suzuki GT550
    Couldnt agree more!
    Currently working on a 73 GT550.
    oldbikedude likes this.
  8. Motosportz CH Sponsor

    Location:
    Vancouver WA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2021 TE250i, 570 Berg, 500 KTM, 790R
    Other Motorcycles:
    many
    I had a GT550...

    [IMG]

    and a 380...

    [IMG]
    motorpsycho likes this.
  9. johnnyboy Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    UK
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    WR 125
    Other Motorcycles:
    TM 250f
  10. franky bonez Husqvarna
    AA Class

    Location:
    Northern New Jersey - USA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2011 TE 449
    Other Motorcycles:
    Hon CR 250 - Yam RD350 - HD Softail
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    Frank Korszoloski's 1975 RD 350 project
  11. Motosportz CH Sponsor

    Location:
    Vancouver WA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2021 TE250i, 570 Berg, 500 KTM, 790R
    Other Motorcycles:
    many
  12. franky bonez Husqvarna
    AA Class

    Location:
    Northern New Jersey - USA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2011 TE 449
    Other Motorcycles:
    Hon CR 250 - Yam RD350 - HD Softail
    [IMG]

    Frank Korszoloski's 1975 RD 350 Yamaha.
    LAHuskyrider likes this.
  13. oldbikedude Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Honey Brook Pa.
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    1988 wr 430 with cr suspension
    Other Motorcycles:
    66flh,67 CA77,76 CR125M,73H1,74ty250
    This H1 Kawasaki was my brother Keny's bike. He sold it in the 80's. I got it back after it sat in a barn for 23+ years. This video I made to send to him 5 yrs ago because he lives 1000+ miles away from me. My son took the video for me.
    motorpsycho likes this.
  14. BadMotoWeazal Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Alabama
  15. franky bonez Husqvarna
    AA Class

    Location:
    Northern New Jersey - USA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2011 TE 449
    Other Motorcycles:
    Hon CR 250 - Yam RD350 - HD Softail
    The Husband Store:

    A new store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, however you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs...

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Like Children...

    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Good Jobs, Love Children, and are Extremely Good Looking...

    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Very Good Jobs, Love Children, are Extremely Good Looking and Help With Most Housework...

    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Exceptional Jobs that pay them very well, they Love Children, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with all the Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak, and they are 100% Faithful.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 18,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Please Exit to the right to make room for more unreasonable shoppers.

    (scroll down and keep reading!)

    PLEASE NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. Similar instructions are posted at the entrance of this store as well.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have their own money and like beer.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
    --
    Theo, trailboss, 268fords and 8 others like this.
  16. Tinken Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Hesperia, CA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    MY12 WR511
    Other Motorcycles:
    Yamaha
  17. Motosportz CH Sponsor

    Location:
    Vancouver WA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2021 TE250i, 570 Berg, 500 KTM, 790R
    Other Motorcycles:
    many
    WHAT?!?!?!?
    Tinken likes this.
  18. oldbikedude Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Honey Brook Pa.
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    1988 wr 430 with cr suspension
    Other Motorcycles:
    66flh,67 CA77,76 CR125M,73H1,74ty250
    Can't hear you.:oldman:
    Tinken likes this.
  19. Tinken Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Hesperia, CA
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    MY12 WR511
    Other Motorcycles:
    Yamaha
    Last night I pulled out of Starbucks and my car was shaking from someone's super loud car stereo. Music blasting, bass thumping, mirrors buzzing. I kept looking around to see where it was coming from. Shockingly it was coming from a Honda Goldwing over a block away. No idea how he did it, lights and disco music, but it was loud.
  20. Mike-AK Husqvarna
    Pro Class

    Location:
    Alaska
    Husqvarna Motorcycle:
    2012 TE 310
    There's gotta be a way to develop an EMP device to put idiots like that out of commission.