Kellys ongoing goofy thread...

Discussion in 'Motosportz' started by Motosportz, Mar 5, 2013.

  1. Huskynoobee CH Sponsor ZipTy Racing

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    The difference between Guts and Balls...

    We've heard colleagues referring to people with "Guts", or with "Balls". Do they, however, know the difference between them?


    Here's the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.


    GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the "Guts" to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the "Balls" to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'


    I trust this clears up any confusion.


    Now, medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome; both are fatal.
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  2. troy deck Husqvarna
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    thats a Can-Am
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  3. juicypips Husqvarna
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  4. lankydoug Husqvarna
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  5. juicypips Husqvarna
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    For the same quality yup, it's getting harder to find high quality medium cost gear...
    I draw the line at spending £40 on a spanner by snapoff

    Sealey have gone down hill, irimo, britool, kasma bacho are all around same quality but don't interact with each other on feel and robustness.
    Find the chrome is piss thin and if you do get a stubborn bolt most bend with a bar put on em...
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  9. 268fords Husqvarna
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  10. justintendo klotz super techniplate junkie

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    1:34-1:40
    classic swede husky wheelie it thru the woods then mid-range torque it out..
    this video has been posted alot and ive seen it alot...still love watching it! :)
  11. 87husky500xc Husqvarna
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    I watched that video probably 15 times when I first came across it... great sounds thats for sure. Nice to see some legendary bikes and riders every now and then.
  12. justintendo klotz super techniplate junkie

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    funny how melton and cunningham are seated in the video, even when melton does that river crossing. those swedes just soak it up
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  13. 310huskyTE Husqvarna
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  14. Theo Husqvarna
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    :eek:

    Impressive, though I really wish I could see better the part before the takeoff moment, the part when he leaned it.
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    Damnnnnnnn
  16. juicypips Husqvarna
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    I've heard of doggy bikes before.
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  20. PaulC F class

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    for the roadies amongst us

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