Kellys ongoing goofy thread...

Okay, my fingers are tired

Only a few pages worth

Just another day down at the station pumping Ethel.

I thought you girl friend rode a KTM.

As its a Husky thought we had better have this one on here.

She does, 525 mxc

That's just plain scary!!!

Absolutely! and with the wrapped tank it just looks a bit, how do I put this.... "Effiminate"?

Actually I had an '86 GSXR and it was a beast.... or was it a savage?

So, you wanna ride a big twin on a dirt oval???

Got a safety memo about driving off the designated tracks at work not long ago, apparently it came straight up through the drain plug. I dare say if there had of been a passenger the look on their face could of been described as 'goofy'

Now why would you make that purposefully inflammatory statement about transgendered Suzuki riders?

Thank God it's limey drive, or you'd have gotten a rude poke!

Limey drive

Common term for left-hand drive vehicles. Not meant to insult anyone before Coffee sends me another nastygram. At least the Aussies still have a sense of humor (or humour).

Not insulted, I knew what ya meant

My eyes aren't tired!

My eyes! My eyes!