All 2st ...ya know yer a 2-smoke'r when:

All yer shirts have little black "O's" on them from bumping into a spooged muffler.

Ya got more Ratio Rite cups than coffee cups.

............next:

you own so many spark plugs you could open a store

You can tell if a gas is mixed at 32:1 or 40:1 by the stain it leaves on the garage floor.
You own stock in NGK
You're only 4 stroke is the one that gets you to the ride spot

You run mixed gas in your lawn mower cause it smells good

hahaha....messedupness. Neat word.

Had the "rafter rack o' pipe's a-danglin'" for many years... then my shop down the street started repairing them if they werent crushed too badly. Does a slick job too.

They do collect like half worn tires don't they.

Keep 'em comin' gang.

You are as skilled at doing top ends as a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon?

Bean-oil and 108 oct. in the Briggs while cuttin' weeds.

Classic!

Hahahaha-

Top end job, back of the E-150, en route to the Natl Endruo in Az from L.A.

Been there!

the word "fatty" gets you aroused

Your wife dabs a little premix behind each ear before date night?

you live in the big city, no trees around but bought a chainsaw to just make "that noise"

.......thinkin' of makin' up some stickers and shirts to wear at races that say:

"BRING BACK THE BRAAAAAAAAAP!"

you shake your head in disbelief at tech when they insist a 2 stroke needs a spark arrestor (for our US friends......I know the rest of the world laughs at the insistence of a 2 stroke having a sparky)

your friends tell you a buddy is having trouble with his valves and you say "I did not even know he had a heart problem"

...you brag about your powerband, and your thumper friends want to buy one.

Kids call your bike "Old technology"

...your bike starts 1st or 2nd kick, hot or cold

...a kid looks at you funny because he has never heard of a 125

...you are pulling holeshots

...you have extra money in your pocket

...your bike is not in the shop with FI, Cam, and valve problems.

...you pay $200-300 for a pipe, not $800-1000

JS

And ya know yer a vintage 2-smoker when... a kid looks at you funny because he has never heard of a 500

I've been known to ride around a short spur trail to a campsite to smell my own exhaust.