All 2st ...ya know yer a 2-smoke'r when:

The neighborhood dickhead doesn't call the cops when you crank the 2 stroke and ride it around the yard... as opposed to the 4 stroke... when the cops show up 30 minutes after you ride around the yard.

Naurally, all of this is predicated on the chance that you actually have a neighborhood dickhead... like I do.

Your riding clothes smell like 2 smoke oil...your 4 stroke friend rides your smoker and centerpunches a tree a tree because there's no compression decell...

When you try and ride a 4-stroke like a 125 and every whack and chop of the thottle you flame out and ask what's wrong with this bike.

You can pull your carb off in 2 minutes and your buddies ask, what's that and what are you changing.

You tune your bike by the color of the spark plug.

You have several old siezed pistons on your workbench and remember exactly where you were at on the trail with each one and that hallow sound just before she locked.

Finally having a little piece of mind when carbon pipe guards came out that you wouldn't wad your brand new pipe.

Trying to silicone seal all the pipe joints to prevent the goo factor

When you shut the garage door because you are going to start your bike...

Here's an absolutely true one,...happened to me!

"When you're trying to Armor-All your carb intake boots, and you go to move the kicker down out of your way with your hand,...and the motor lights off!"

When you grind on the exhaust port and put plastic reeds in your Lawn Boy mower and use Motul 800 of course!
GP

Mowing the lawn isn't a chore because your husqvarna mower is fueled with Blendzall 50:1.

......you have black spooge dripping from every (bike) orifice. Oh yeah, that's an old Husky thing,

......you DRINK coffee out of your Ratio-Rite,

......you fog the yard with smoke on a warm humid day just to keep the sqeeters away,

......you wonder why anyone wants to kick a 4 stroke to life - over and over and over and over and over and over.......

......you interchange the Stihl chainsaw oil with the Golden Spectro and vice-versa when you're desperate.

When your riding buddy bitches about little black specks all over his new bike after following you down the trail.

I run Maxima in my Lawnboy man does it make mowing the grass a lot less of a chore.

Mike

You really wish you could once again hear the hornets nest at the start of the race. I can't tell you how much I really miss that sound ;(

your ring tones a 2 stroke

How bout when you go out in spring and forget to shake your bike to mix the bean oil with the gas, you open your petcock and let straight bean oil in your carb and then you kick it and suck it in your engine. You end up trying 3 plugs and then have your buddy/wife pull you down the road to bump start it with your tie downs!

Or you try bump starting it on gravel or grass in first gear and all it does is skid!