Valhalla
Husqvarna
AA Class
Are you kidding me? It's ...."honey, come out and look at my new bike/quad/sled", not "honey, can I get a new bike/quad/sled?"
Too many guys wear the pants in the family............but she actually picks em out.
Me and a buddy have created a Excel spreadsheet that helps guys make bad financial decisions regarding toy purchases. (Major Purchase Justification Metric Program 1.0)
It has columns that rank the potential purchase, and include caveats such as:
- is it a need or a want?
- is it a true horsepower upgrade?
- is it a chick magnet?
- is it frivolous?
- can it be bought with hidden/tranparent slush funds?
- can it be stored at a buddy's house?
- how cool is it compared to the old ride?
- is your health insurance coverage good? (pins, rods.....helicopter rides)
....And several other categories. We have it rigged where there are no unfavorable answers and the
final response from the program is always "buy now!" You simply put a numerical ranking after each category
and it gives a weighted score........that always comes up flashing green.....via a special, twisted algorithm. (grin)
We even factor in a "domestic shore up kit" cost that includes dinner for two, a cheap cubic zirconia ring
and a dozen roses to help smooth things out. The premium kit may include a weekend getaway with her.
Bottom line...... a new scoot is parked in the garage when all is said and done.

Too many guys wear the pants in the family............but she actually picks em out.
Me and a buddy have created a Excel spreadsheet that helps guys make bad financial decisions regarding toy purchases. (Major Purchase Justification Metric Program 1.0)
It has columns that rank the potential purchase, and include caveats such as:
- is it a need or a want?
- is it a true horsepower upgrade?
- is it a chick magnet?
- is it frivolous?
- can it be bought with hidden/tranparent slush funds?
- can it be stored at a buddy's house?
- how cool is it compared to the old ride?
- is your health insurance coverage good? (pins, rods.....helicopter rides)
....And several other categories. We have it rigged where there are no unfavorable answers and the
final response from the program is always "buy now!" You simply put a numerical ranking after each category
and it gives a weighted score........that always comes up flashing green.....via a special, twisted algorithm. (grin)
We even factor in a "domestic shore up kit" cost that includes dinner for two, a cheap cubic zirconia ring
and a dozen roses to help smooth things out. The premium kit may include a weekend getaway with her.
Bottom line...... a new scoot is parked in the garage when all is said and done.
